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Wives and Mothers

Helen
Helen
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Join date : 2011-06-12

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Post by Helen on Sat 17 Mar 2012, 8:29 am

At the tills yesterday .......... well you know how it is, John was taking the Mickey so the lady on the tills joined in and said 'be nice it's mothers day on Sunday' to which John replied 'she isn't my mum so I don't have to' Laughing

I thought for a second and replied

I do your washing
I change your bed
I cook your food
I clean the home you live in
I cheer you up if your down
I look after you if your poorly
I listen if you need to talk

scratch

An old saying comes to mind ....... a daughters a daughter all her life, a son's a son til he gains a wife.



Esermalda
Esermalda

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Join date : 2011-10-31
Age : 64
Location : cullompton,devon

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Post by Esermalda on Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:48 pm

And is he limping still???
Eilis
Eilis
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Join date : 2011-06-12
Age : 54
Location : Lowestoft, Suffolk

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Post by Eilis on Sat 17 Mar 2012, 2:02 pm

Esermalda wrote:And is he limping still???




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mike
mike
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Age : 71
Location : north east lincs

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Post by mike on Sat 17 Mar 2012, 2:37 pm

Helen wrote:At the tills yesterday .......... well you know how it is, John was taking the Mickey so the lady on the tills joined in and said 'be nice it's mothers day on Sunday' to which John replied 'she isn't my mum so I don't have to' Laughing

I thought for a second and replied

I do your washing
I change your bed
I cook your food
I clean the home you live in
I cheer you up if your down
I look after you if your poorly
I listen if you need to talk

scratch
There is one major thing you missed off the list and a mother doesn't do that so you dont qualify lol!
An old saying comes to mind ....... a daughters a daughter all her life, a son's a son til he gains a wife.



Helen
Helen
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Posts : 6837
Join date : 2011-06-12

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Post by Helen on Sat 17 Mar 2012, 3:10 pm

I can easily rectify that Mike and I'll tell John it's your fault lol!

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Twas the dog limping Essie and no he's fine now. Laughing

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