by Caz1960 Fri 18 Jan 2013, 1:34 pm
dare i tell you my embarrassing event recently
oh ok you twisted my arm .. I decided to put the paint brushes down for a break ok to be honest pleads from my son "don't do any more please mum" as I had just fallen down the stairs backwards well its the cobwebs fault, I was at the top of the stairs with my damp mop stretching up to catch the Irish lace ( black cobwebs) at the top corner of the stairs I was leaning backwards just to get the last bit when the pit of my stomach rush to my throat as i lost my balance flying backwards down the stairs but glad to say my guardian Angel is back with his clip board and trainees
AS I yell but haven't mastered my bike yet or the Rollerblades! all I can say is bring on more cakes all I ended up with is a bump on the head there is something to say about being voluptuous bounced all the way down
any way as my son was getting nervous so decided to go out for the day with my long suffering friend and went to the shops 30 miles away ( hours drive) got there and was busting for the loo! went on the search for detailed map of Italy easy you my think
nope got dragged to all the book shops for the map with me whining for the loo eventually we get to Whimpy he orders coffee's while I got to the ladies ok easy you may think ha NO I get through the door to be faced with stairs
bearing in mind that my knee gives way when I apply power so hands on rails concentrating on going up the stairs didn't notice that the banister on the right hand side disappears into the wall , I realised when I got my fingers wedged and couldn't pull them out so I called out gently at first "Hello" and waited " hello I need help " and waited and waited " HELP I AM STUCK " i screamed and waited until a child stuck his head around and ran off must have scared him but luckily came back with mum " see told you lady on the stairs" thank god but she tried to help then the staff turned up heard someone saying get the fire brigade NO! just pull the banister out and I will pull , the use of water and fairy liquid didn't help my now stressful predicament I was busting eventually a young lad got a broom handle wedged it between the wall and the banister and finally with allot of wiggling I was out bit bruised but ok they then grabbed me to apply first aid to my fingers much to my objections the shock
look on my friends face " you were only going to the loo ? " HA didn't get there " " well what you been doing " he nearly lost his head but i bit my tongue and we left to drive home another hour well i bulldozed all out of my way to much relief
fingers fine now but don't think will be going to whimpy's for a while