New 3 things game

As a few are going to be occupied this weekend I thought it may be a good time to start a game, everyone's welcome to join in and new members sometimes find it an easy way to make that first post  

We'll give the 3 things game another go, it was quite funny last time  

you name 3 things you can do with (whatever the person who's go it is next says)

and then you get to choose the next thing that we have to find 3 things to do with.

May get us a while to get started but here goes

Name 3 things you can do with

Wallpaper

Buy it at great expense
Hang it on the wall
Strip it off the wall when she decides she doesn't like it again.

Paint

Stir it

Spill it

Spray it

Fence

Jump the fence
Sit on the fence
Creosote it.

Garden.

Dig it.
Weed it.
Plant it.

Rope.

knot it

swing on it  

Climb it

Toothbrush

clean teeth

clean fiddly things

paint flick paint pics

bowl

Keep a gold fish in it.
Beat Batter in it.
Lick it.


Candle.

put in a pumpkin = Halloween

stop bugs = citronella candle

Light = when there's a power cut

Spoon

Spoon
Stir with it
Eat with it
Sleep close together.

CLOCK

Watch it

Stop it

Wind it

Vase

Vase:- Put water in it
Put flowers in it
Keep paint brushes in it.

GRASS

Mow it

rake it

Sweep it out of the Dandy  

Worn Tyre

Make a swing
Put it under the boat when you want to take it off the trailer
Put it round your dart board

Luncheon Meat

Luncheon meat
Make a sandwich
Fry it with rice
Eat it

MAPS

Fold them (eventually  )

Read them

mark them


Compass

Draw circles
Follow a course
See if dandy beds are aluminium or steel.

Chocolate teapot

EAT IT
LICK IT
EAT IT

(sorry couldn't control myself)


bucket

Bucket
Fill it with apples
Stand on it like a step
Kick it

WINDOW

Open it.
Close it.
Break it.  

Rug

Rug

Have naughties on in front of fire (esp sheepskin)
Wear (hairpiece)
Have one pulled from under you.

Garden gate

Open it

Swing on it

Leave it open (if your posting leaflets through my letterbox)  

Broom Stick

Sweep up the yard.
Lean on it.
Give to wife to get home on.   

Mole grips.

tighten thing up
hold hot coals
to control husbands by the  for handing over the broomstick


rubber band