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Post by mike on Mon 02 Jan 2012, 6:43 am

Esermalda
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Post by Esermalda on Tue 03 Jan 2012, 9:57 pm

well, I laughed
Cazz
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Post by Cazz on Tue 03 Jan 2012, 10:21 pm

And me.
Tow Itch
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Post by Tow Itch on Wed 04 Jan 2012, 1:20 am

Absolutely terrifies me that advert.
Yes of course all cleaning should be done by women anyway, but vacuum cleaners are foul and hand held ones the worst.
They seem designed to disfigure and scar men. Indeed look at all these [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Beats as it sweeps as it...............
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Post by Esermalda on Wed 04 Jan 2012, 11:39 am

I suspect that your eyes were on the girl ( who bears a passing resemblance to myself), but it was definitely a MAN who was wielding the said cleaning apparatus.
And it is not only vacuum cleaners that men have to beware, I've heard that milk bottles and other household items are a danger also.
Essie
Eilis
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Post by Eilis on Wed 04 Jan 2012, 11:47 am

you're right Essie, it's amazing the things men 'fall on' when naked lol!
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Post by Tow Itch on Wed 04 Jan 2012, 12:28 pm

Esermalda wrote:I suspect that your eyes were on the girl ( who bears a passing resemblance to myself), but it was definitely a MAN who was wielding the said cleaning apparatus.
And it is not only vacuum cleaners that men have to beware, I've heard that milk bottles and other household items are a danger also.
Essie

It was the poor man operating the vac that scared me so!
As for the lady bearing a resemblance to yourself.
Is it living dangerously or reckless disregard for self to ask in which form?
Likewise is it the creep, diplomat or connoisseur who states both forms have their attractions?
Either way and anyway I obviously will be missing a treat you not coming up to Bolton.
Esermalda
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Post by Esermalda on Wed 04 Jan 2012, 6:46 pm

Yes, we resemble each other in a couple of ways but unfortunately, Im not a natural blonde. OH, and I can't walk in heels. Apart from that....
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Post by mike on Wed 04 Jan 2012, 7:00 pm

I said to Nancy i stuck mine in a bacon slicer today she said god what happened i said we both got the sack, old jokes are the best
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Post by Esermalda on Thu 05 Jan 2012, 10:40 pm

mike wrote:old jokes are the best
and that was a really old joke Laughing

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