Minimum packing list for camping in a Dandy

Helen

SHOUT pointless. I've never won an argument with a woman yet.

And before we get to it I have already accepted that the weight of your camping requisites is entirely my fault.

Mike

See I might be single, but I still remember the basic ground rules.

Helen

Ten pairs of wellies for the weekend?

Kevin

No Kevin, I only take 2 pairs but manage to get 4 bottles of wine in the 4 boots.

I only take one pair of trainers and 1 pair of flip flops.

Lightweight camping tip: De boxed wine boxes.

More wine less weight. No smashing risk. 2 bags per wellie!

Single male camping tip. As above but then blow into empty bag to provide; free, lightweight camping pillow.

So you have to drink the wine before you go to bed otherwise no pillow.

You then have to drink the second wine box to get to sleep as the pillow is so noisy.

Kevin.

Before anyone asks. Yes many years ago.

Boxes of wine are good I never thought to take the bags out.

Dont take less stuff mum because we always borrow it off you and it would mean I would have to take more