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Bicycle
Ride it
Turn it upside down in a power cut so the dynamo lights the room
Fall off it on the way home from the pub
Hammer
Ride it
Turn it upside down in a power cut so the dynamo lights the room
Fall off it on the way home from the pub
Hammer
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Helen
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3 things game
navver- Posts : 1006
Join date : 2013-01-03
Phoenix- Dandy Expert
- Posts : 1435
Join date : 2011-09-07
Location : South Norfolk.
Bicycle.
Give to Cazz numbers for entertainment value.
To get home from pub without losing licence, could be entertaining.
Use to stop traffic, throw it into the road. There was an old local character that used to do this.
He used to then walk out and pick it up and finish crossing the road.
Sack Barrow.
Give to Cazz numbers for entertainment value.
To get home from pub without losing licence, could be entertaining.
Use to stop traffic, throw it into the road. There was an old local character that used to do this.
He used to then walk out and pick it up and finish crossing the road. Sack Barrow.
Phoenix- Dandy Expert
- Posts : 1435
Join date : 2011-09-07
Location : South Norfolk.
Sorry Navver stick with your choice.
Hammer.
Hammer.
Tow Itch- Dandy Expert
- Posts : 3186
Join date : 2011-06-20
Location : Leigh Gtr Manchester
navver wrote:Bicycle
Ride it
Turn it upside down in a power cut so the dynamo lights the room
Fall off it on the way home from the pub
Hammer
So upset was going to make a comment about you being posh and from the South. How us Northern types would have said about using a bycicle to drag a line and lure for whippets. Just looked on Youtube. I can't find any film of the activity.
mishabgt- Posts : 30
Join date : 2013-02-18
Age : 53
Location : Ipswich
Hammer
1. Hit stuff with it
2. Throw it (may result in number 1!)
3. Use it as an 80's timepiece (it will always be Hammer time!)
Traffic Cone
1. Hit stuff with it
2. Throw it (may result in number 1!)
3. Use it as an 80's timepiece (it will always be Hammer time!)
Traffic Cone
mike- Dandy Owner
- Posts : 5172
Join date : 2011-06-12
Age : 75
Location : north east lincs
mishabgt wrote:Hammer
1. Hit stuff with it
2. Throw it (may result in number 1!)
3. Use it as an 80's timepiece (it will always be Hammer time!)
Traffic Cone
Annoy motorist
a hat
upside down for a funnel
dvd disk
Tow Itch- Dandy Expert
- Posts : 3186
Join date : 2011-06-20
Location : Leigh Gtr Manchester
DVD Disc
Coaster
Emergency Heliograph
Use the case to scrape ice off your car windscreen.
Coffee Grinder
Coaster
Emergency Heliograph
Use the case to scrape ice off your car windscreen.
Coffee Grinder
Helen- Dandy Owner
- Posts : 6837
Join date : 2011-06-12
Grind coffee 
Grind nuts
crush biscuits for a cheescake base
Tweezers
Grind nuts
crush biscuits for a cheescake base
Tweezers
Phoenix- Dandy Expert
- Posts : 1435
Join date : 2011-09-07
Location : South Norfolk.
Tweezers
Plucking.
Removing splinters.
Holding small things.
Borescope.
Plucking.
Removing splinters.
Holding small things.
Borescope.
navver- Posts : 1006
Join date : 2013-01-03
Boroscope
Shove it up your
Find something you lost down the drain
Have a look inside your car cylinders
Sawdust
Shove it up your
Find something you lost down the drain
Have a look inside your car cylinders
Sawdust
Phoenix- Dandy Expert
- Posts : 1435
Join date : 2011-09-07
Location : South Norfolk.
Sawdust
Make fire logs
Use to absorb spilt liquids.
Put in compost bin.
Nail
Make fire logs
Use to absorb spilt liquids.
Put in compost bin.
Nail
Helen- Dandy Owner
- Posts : 6837
Join date : 2011-06-12
Hang things off
mend stuff
secure the lid on that box from a few answers back where I was burying someone
Walking stick
mend stuff
secure the lid on that box from a few answers back where I was burying someone
Walking stick
navver- Posts : 1006
Join date : 2013-01-03
Beating errant children
Beating errant wives
Hooking round the leg of errant wives and children trying to escape to trip them
Tights
Beating errant wives
Hooking round the leg of errant wives and children trying to escape to trip them
Tights
mike- Dandy Owner
- Posts : 5172
Join date : 2011-06-12
Age : 75
Location : north east lincs
navver wrote:Beating errant children
Beating errant wives
Hooking round the leg of errant wives and children trying to escape to trip them
Tights
Hanging lippy husband
strangling lippy husband
straining paint
dustbin
Helen- Dandy Owner
- Posts : 6837
Join date : 2011-06-12
Put rubbish in
put body in
Burn rubbish (make sure it's an old metal one)
Thimble
put body in
Burn rubbish (make sure it's an old metal one)
Thimble
navver- Posts : 1006
Join date : 2013-01-03
Thimble
Measuring whisky for someone you dont like
Sewing
Collecting
Vinegar
Measuring whisky for someone you dont like
Sewing
Collecting
Vinegar
Phoenix- Dandy Expert
- Posts : 1435
Join date : 2011-09-07
Location : South Norfolk.
Vinegar
pickling things
sticking salt to chips
cleaning chrome and stainless
Feather Duster.
pickling things
sticking salt to chips
cleaning chrome and stainless
Feather Duster.
Caz1960- Posts : 1716
Join date : 2011-09-04
Age : 64
Location : Cardigan west wales
dust the cobwebs of said bike ( not in use)
tickle stick
stick in garden and watch birds attack it
file
tickle stick
stick in garden and watch birds attack it
file
Phoenix- Dandy Expert
- Posts : 1435
Join date : 2011-09-07
Location : South Norfolk.
File
Put in
for jail break.
Tidying up toe nails.
Keeping paperwork in order.
Catapult.
Put in
for jail break.Tidying up toe nails.
Keeping paperwork in order.
Catapult.
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