The first lady was an arrogant matron married to a wealthy businessman.
The second was a well-mannered woman.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the arrogant woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The other lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz.
Again, the lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.
Yet again, the other lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
“My husband sent me to charm school," declared the lady.
"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my Lord! What on earth for?"
The lady responded, "Well as an example... instead of saying, "Who gives a f***?", I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious . . . . "